Why is grass so dangerous?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why was the broom late for school?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?