Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?