What nationality are most fish?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?