What dog wears contact lenses?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Which family member has tusks?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?