What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How does the sun listen to music?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
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