What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is the strongest animal?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
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What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which animal is the most religious?
How long will dinner be?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
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