Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
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