What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a baby monkey?