Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's the holiest insect?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?