What should you wear to a tea party?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What is the most adorable season?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Who invented fractions?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Where do polar bears store their money?