What kind of books do boats write?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What vegetables do librarians like?