In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

How does a taco bless the table?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

How do you send a message in the forest?