Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What dogs are always lying to you?