Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?