Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Where does breakfast live?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?