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What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What's a kitty's favorite book?