Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What was the first animal in space?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?