Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why do rhinos charge?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?