Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why was the spider so smart?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?