Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
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