Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
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