What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why is a doctor always calm?

If you need help building an ark..

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?