What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Where would you find an elephant?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Where do cows go on vacation?