Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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