Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why was the horse so happy?

How is cat food sold?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What table can you never sit at?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.