If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Can February March?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?