Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do some people love eating snails?