What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What words make the best athletes?