What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did March say to the madness?
What is the color of the wind?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
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