What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

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What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?