Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What job did the corn on the cob get?