What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where was Noah born?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
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