What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?