Shoutout to my grandma!

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?