What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Families are like fudge.

What do goats and moms have in common?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why do two skunks argue?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?