What dogs are always lying to you?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Which animals make the best football players?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is a ghost's favorite airline?