What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call a silly hill?

Which family member is always relieved?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What is the color of the wind?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?