What shape is bad at driving?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?