Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Where do stars go to college?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?