What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why was the mime upset?

Why are ghosts always single?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which band is always treated like royalty?