Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why are books always so angry?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?