What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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