What did the pen say to the pencil?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?