Why did the student eat their homework?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do rhinos charge?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which insect is the smartest?

What type of barrel breaks easily?