Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What table can you never sit at?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do Scottish toads play?