Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?