What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
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