What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
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What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
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