What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?