What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What's the politest month?

What is the smallest lion?