What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
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