What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?