Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why do cats love to work?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?