What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?