What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

How do you get straight A's?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?