Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?