What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
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