Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How did groundhogs get their name?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?