What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
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What vehicle works the hardest?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
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