What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's the holiest insect?
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