Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did March say to the madness?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?