How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do bees chew?
Why did the fish blush?
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