Why did the window need an aspirin?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's the friendliest national park?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?