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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

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What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

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What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?