What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What game do bats excel at?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is blue and not heavy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
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