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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

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What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

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