What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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