What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is another name for a cow?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
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