What's the noisiest food?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?