Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?