What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?