What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Which insect is the smartest?