What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?