What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?