What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Which is the worst season?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?