What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?