What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

A book just fell on my head.

Which musician loves to make chili?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's a bear's favorite movie?