How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Families are like fudge.

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's the most masculine animal?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?