Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What sweet treat never panics?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?