Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?