Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why are grandkids so great?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What snacks always have the best tan?