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Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

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Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What day is your mom always right?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Which tree can't stop crying?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?