Why are goats so funny?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you call an Irish spider?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?