How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why do rhinos charge?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?