How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a henway?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why was the dairy grumpy?