Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
It's allergy season again?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
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