Which president loved to take baths?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?