Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What animal floats best?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
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