Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
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