Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?