What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

How does a cow do math?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What insect runs away from everything?