What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
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