What does bread say when it gets too warm?
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
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