What did the salad say to its dad?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What does an evil hen lay?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did electricity win the race?