What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why was the math book sad?

How do amoebas make calls?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What animal loves Indian food?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's a forklift?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?