Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Where does Superman park his cars?
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