Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do books sleep?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?