What do goats and moms have in common?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do Scottish toads play?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How do automobiles fly?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?