Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Which president loved to take baths?