What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the body of water think so much?