What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?