What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
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What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do librarians never make plans?
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