What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?