What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What fairy loves to count?

Why do trees hate going to school?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why do vampires always look sick?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?