What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What day is your mom always right?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What famous scientist will try anything?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?