What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you call a sad latte?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?