What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
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Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why are baseball games at night?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
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