What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's the noisiest food?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?