What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Which family member has tusks?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?