How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What animal floats best?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?