What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why can you never find the number nine?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?