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What do goats and moms have in common?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?