What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?