Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What is sand's favorite movie?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What goes zzub, zzub?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?