What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which former US President was always cold?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why are skeletons always hungry?