What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What says: oom oom oom?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

How do automobiles fly?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why do baseball players love bowling?