What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you give a pony with a cold?