What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
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Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How do fireflies start a race?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What kind of bird can write?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's the saddest part of the week?
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