What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do bees say in the summer?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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