That bird won't stop squawking.

What did one firefly say to the other?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?