What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How does a squid go into battle?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

How is life like toilet paper?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?