Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What is another term for the price of gas?