What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which cats have the best manners?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
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