What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do all the planets get along?
How did the toad die?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What sport do horses love to play?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
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