What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the coldest vegetable?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do fairies always drink?
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