What does a panda ghost say?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are billionaires such good parents?