Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?