Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
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What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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