Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?