Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How is cat food sold?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is the strongest animal?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
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