Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
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What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do fish use for glasses?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
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