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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why was the bunny upset?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?