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What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

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What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

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Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?