Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?